How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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