How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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