How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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