How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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