How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.


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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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A luna-tick


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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Leap Year


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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It gave a little wine


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