How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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