How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.


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[Period]


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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His heart wasn't in it.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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got salmonella.


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Laboratory Retrievers


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Lilly.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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