How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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