How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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