How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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