How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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