How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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