How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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