How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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