How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or


What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
Canvas not available.

or


Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
Canvas not available.

or


How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025