How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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