How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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