How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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