How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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