How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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