How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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