How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Meet Patty.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A try and try and try-ceratops


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they are black and white.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With Tyrannosaurus checks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tyrannosaurus Tex.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, it just waved.


GOOD		CRAP

or