How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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