How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


GOOD		CRAP

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


GOOD		CRAP

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It's time to go to sweep.


GOOD		CRAP

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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


GOOD		CRAP

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No I deer


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A jury.


GOOD		CRAP

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but enough about Kanye West.


GOOD		CRAP

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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

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