How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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