How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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