How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery


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They both have trunks


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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They don't lie.


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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A cr-oak tree.


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I lava you.


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There are footprints in the butter.


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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