How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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