How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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