How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


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It said Nah, I'm traveling light.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Bach in the saddle again.


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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