How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.


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To the mooooooovies.


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R & Brie.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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