How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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