How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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