How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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