How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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