How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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