How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.


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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


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A spelling bee!


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Meat and Democrats!


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