How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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Neither, they all burn shorter.


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The same thing Arkansas.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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Polar Bond.


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