How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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