How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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