How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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