How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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