How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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