How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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