How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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Pooched eggs.


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I just can't think of one atm.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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A fire cracker


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Ground beef.


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