How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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