How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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