How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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