How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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