How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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