How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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