How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.


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Sell it and buy a violin


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A fence.


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Because deep down, they're really good people.


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Half a worm.


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Mice krispies


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Snaked.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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She ran away from the ball.


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