How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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