How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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