How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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