How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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