How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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