How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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