How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


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Between you and me, something smells.


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She kept running away from the ball.


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Because they have a lot of spirit.


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She stole his heart.


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She was the fairest in the land.


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