How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.


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What's a light bulb?


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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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A car only has one horn.


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Carbon.


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