How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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