How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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