How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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