How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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