How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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