How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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