How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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