How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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