How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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