How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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