How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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