How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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