How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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