How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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