How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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