How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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