How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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