How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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The fish.


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A swordfish


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She was wearing massive gloves.


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It's Hans free.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


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To get brighter!


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