How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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