How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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