How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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