How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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