How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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