How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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