How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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