How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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