How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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