How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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