How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


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Their personalities.


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Leap Year


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coz Donald ducked


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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A pork chop.


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They both have trunks


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