How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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