How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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