How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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