How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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