How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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