How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?


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Use a pen.


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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Bugs Bunny.


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Its shadow


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A hot dog


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Because it's too far to walk!


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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