How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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