How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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