How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs


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A hippopota-mess


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A swordfish


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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A Dogwood


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Stable tennis


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it had blown away.


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Chips AHOY!!


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