How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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