How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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