Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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As far away as possible.
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Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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