How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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