How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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