How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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