How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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