How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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They can make little things count.


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What's a light bulb?


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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


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A newspaper!


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To get a mini soda


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