How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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