How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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