How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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