How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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