How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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