How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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