How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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