How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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