How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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