How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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