How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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He felt funny.


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A blushing zebra.


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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With its sparrowchute.


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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