How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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