How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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