How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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