How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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