How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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