How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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