How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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