How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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