How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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