How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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