How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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