How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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