How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the body shop.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They have machines to do that now.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The scales.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

or