How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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