How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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