How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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