How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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