How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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