How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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