How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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