Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Because it gave him a big wave!
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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