How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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