How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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