How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Maine


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Ice cream.


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T (tea)


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Feyonce


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He presses the paws button.


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