How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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