How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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