How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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