How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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