How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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