How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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