How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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