How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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