How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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