How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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