How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Use a sea saw.


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Plane ones.


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A car only has one horn.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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Nothing, it shuts them up!


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A box of quackers.


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