How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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