How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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