How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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