How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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