How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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