How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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