How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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