How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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