How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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