How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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