How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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