How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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