How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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