How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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