How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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