How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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