How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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