How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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