How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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