How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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