How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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