How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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