How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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