How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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