How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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