How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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