How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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