How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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