How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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