How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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