How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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