How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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