How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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