How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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