How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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