How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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