How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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