How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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