How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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