How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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