How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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