How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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