How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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