How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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