How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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