How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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