How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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