How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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