How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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