How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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