How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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