How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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