How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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