How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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