How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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