How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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