How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
Canvas not available.

or


When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
Canvas not available.

or


They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026