How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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