How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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