How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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