How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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