How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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