How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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