How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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