How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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