How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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