How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

Canvas not available.

or


What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or


What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025