How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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