How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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