How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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