How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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