How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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