How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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