How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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