How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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