How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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