How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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