How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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