How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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