How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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