How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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