How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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