How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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