How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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