How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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