How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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