How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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