How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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