How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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