How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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