How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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