How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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