How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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