How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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