How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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