How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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