How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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