How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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