How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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