How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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