How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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