How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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