How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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