How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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