How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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