How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
Canvas not available.

or


How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
Canvas not available.

or


"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024