How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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