How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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