How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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