How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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