How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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A garbage truck.


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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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Holes.


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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She was the fairest in the land.


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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