How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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