How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A piano.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was in shock for a week.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fish and ships.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

OH SNaP!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stick his bill up his ass.


GOOD		CRAP

or