How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer


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To get to the shell station.


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Ah-choo-choo!


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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Saint Nickel-less.


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Booberry pie!


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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Mice krispies


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Na


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