How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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