How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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