How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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