How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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