How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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