How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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