Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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