How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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