How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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