How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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