How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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