How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


GOOD		CRAP

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

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Me-ow


GOOD		CRAP

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They both have a hole in one!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Catfish


GOOD		CRAP

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It'll come back to me.


GOOD		CRAP

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Is that you mommy?


GOOD		CRAP

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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

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they always take things literally.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or