How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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