How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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