How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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