How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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