How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!


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Sell it and buy a violin


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Because each player raises a racquet.


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I'm still working on it.


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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The mooseum.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


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