How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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