How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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