How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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