How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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