How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.


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Carlos.


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What's a light bulb?


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Camembert.


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A ferrous wheel.


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