How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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