How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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