How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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