How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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