How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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