How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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