How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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