How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because of the bark


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

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I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

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A froghorn.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

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He doesn't have a heart.


GOOD		CRAP

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