How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium


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A hot dog


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Put him in the front seat.


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He presses the paws button.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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Because the sea weed


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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A Dogwood


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