How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.


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To get his quarterback.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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In a river bank


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A funky chicken.


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A goat.


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Catfish


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