How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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but it was a little Chewie.


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No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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A starfish.


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A traffic jam.


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The scales.


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