How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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