How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Fish and ships.


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It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


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Sue.


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Fireballs.


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Snow balls!


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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A pork chop.


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