How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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