How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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