How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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