How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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