How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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