How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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