How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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