How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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