How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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