How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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