How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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