How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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