How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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