How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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