How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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