How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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