How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".


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A dino-sewer.


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She was wearing massive gloves.


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Because he traveled a lot.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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3 blind mice.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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Thorium.


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Not enough cement.


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