How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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