How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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