How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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O I C U R M T


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Carbon.


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You can count on me!


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Holes.


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Shocked.


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Because they don't know the words.


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