How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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