How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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