How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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A seal walks into a club...
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