How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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or

It went OK.


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or

What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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or

You can't tuna fish.


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or

His "ghoul" friend!


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or

A trombone.


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or

The fear of Santa Claus.


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or

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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or