How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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