How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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His partners.


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They both have trunks


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Root beer.


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Is that you mommy?


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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