How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.


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A computer mouse.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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Root beer.


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The mooseum.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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but I've been trippin' all day.


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Because they don't know the words.


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