How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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