How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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