How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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