How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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