How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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What�s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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Stable tennis


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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One molar solution.


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None. It turned itself in.


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His powder puff is on the wrong end.


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Anywhere it wants to


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Because of the bark


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