How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Half a worm.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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A fire cracker


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Because he wears a size "S".


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A jellycopter


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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An embarrased mime!


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