How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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