How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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