How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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