How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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