How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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