How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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I'll meet you at the corner.


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Saliva


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Because it goes good with chips.


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Snowflakes.


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The space bar!


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