How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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