How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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