How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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