How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi


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To prove he wasn't a chicken!


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A starfish.


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H2O.


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Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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Leap Year


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He doesn't have a heart.


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