How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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