How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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