How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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