How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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