How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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