How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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