How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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