How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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R & Brie.


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A marsbar!


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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But that's just nuts


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To prove he wasn't a chicken!


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