How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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