How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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