How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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