How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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