How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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