How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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