How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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