How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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