How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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