How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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