How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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