How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.


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"Feel the World."


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Fo Drizzle!


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We'll see about that."


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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A vicious circle.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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