How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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