How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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