How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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