How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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