How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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