How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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