How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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