How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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