How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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