How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.


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He had no patients.


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A polygon


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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In the neigh-borhood.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Stinker Bell.


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It broke the law of gravity!


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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