How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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