How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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A trombone.


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By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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The space bar!


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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"Feel the World."


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To get his quarterback.


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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