How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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