How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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