How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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