How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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