How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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