How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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