How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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