How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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