How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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