How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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