How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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