How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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