How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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