How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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