How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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