How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.


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They get toad.


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That's not funny!!!


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I just can't think of one atm.


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A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four


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A centipede on its back!


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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Cut the rope.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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