How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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