How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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Catillacs


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Pupperoni.


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Thorium.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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they just stop reacting.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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The chicken wasn't around yet.


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