How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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