How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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