How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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