How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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