How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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