How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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