How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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