How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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