How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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