How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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