How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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