How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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