How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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