How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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