How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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