How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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