How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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