How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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