How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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