How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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A conversation.


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got salmonella.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Squeaky clean


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Because there are too many ears.


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Lipstick.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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Chile.


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