How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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