How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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