How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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