How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.


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The police had to comb the area.


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A buff-a-loan


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Because people are dying to get in!


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Stable tennis


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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A watch dog.


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The same thing Arkansas.


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