How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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