How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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