How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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Fish and ships.


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Root position cords.


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It'll come back to me.


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I've got my ion you.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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I got you covered.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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