How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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