How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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