How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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