How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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