How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!


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Catch it in the Winter!


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Saint Nickel-less.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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In a barking lot.


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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H2O cubed.


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Thorium.


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