How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A Flat Major


GOOD		CRAP

or

A centipede with a wooden leg.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Owlgebra


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it was chicken.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


GOOD		CRAP

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