How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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