How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He didn't have any guts!


GOOD		CRAP

or

He got caught peeping on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A Dogwood


GOOD		CRAP

or

CoFe2


GOOD		CRAP

or

Maine


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

or