How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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