How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.


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A swordfish


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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An earthquake.


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Because he was under cover.


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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