How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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