How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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