How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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