How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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