How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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Glass flippers.


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It's Hans free.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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When the spider spied her!


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Juan by Juan.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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