How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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