How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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A vicious circle.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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But that's just nuts


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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ICE ICE Baby......


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