How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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