How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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