How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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