How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


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The same thing Arkansas.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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A workaraunt.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Sell it and buy a violin


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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It's what the queen says after she burps.


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