How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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