How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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