How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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