How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Sir.


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Dead.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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No thank you, I'm stuffed.


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It�s a little fishy.


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