How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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