How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.


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A swordfish


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The sound of Mew-sic


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A watch dog.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Because they are black and white.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Take their chairs away!


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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