How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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