How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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