How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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