How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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