How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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