How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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