How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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