How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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