How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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