How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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