How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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