How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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