How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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