How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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