How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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