How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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