How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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