How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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