6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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He presses the paws button.
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Do you want to grab a bite?
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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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