How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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