How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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