How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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