How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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