How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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