How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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