How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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