How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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