How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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