How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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