How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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