How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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