How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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