How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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