How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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