How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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