How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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The Elfabet.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Bison


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A lawn moo-er.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Na


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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