How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Because they have a lot of spirit.


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Use a pen.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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No thank you, I'm stuffed.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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A baboom


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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The Presidential Seal.


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