How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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