How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.


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He said NaBrO


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Saliva


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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