How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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