How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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