How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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