How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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