How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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