How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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