How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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