How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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