How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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With a Tuba glue.


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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They were sitting on the deck!


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The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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A Moo-sician!


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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