How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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