6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I'll meet you at the corner.
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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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A car
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