How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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