How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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