How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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