How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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