How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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