How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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