How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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