How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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