How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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