How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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