How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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