How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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