How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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