How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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