How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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