How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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