How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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