How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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