How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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