How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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