How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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