How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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