How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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