How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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