How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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