How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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