How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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