How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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