How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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