How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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