How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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