How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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