How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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