How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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