How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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