How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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