How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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