How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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