How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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