How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Canvas not available.

or


What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or



What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
Canvas not available.

or


A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Canvas not available.

or


What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
Canvas not available.

or


What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026