How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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