How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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