How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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