How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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