How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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