How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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