How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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