How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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