How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Senator.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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On the bottom.


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In the snow bank.


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An earthquake.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Spooketi


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