How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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