How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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