How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four


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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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It ran out of juice!


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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In the dictionary.


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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