How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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