How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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