How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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