How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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