How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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