How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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