How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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