How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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