How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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