How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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