How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Canvas not available.

or


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
Canvas not available.

or


When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025