How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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