How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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