How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.


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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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I got you covered.


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A living room!


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It scrambled across!


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Take the words out of his mouth


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The sound of Mew-sic


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