How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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