How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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