How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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