How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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