How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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They keep dropping their trunks.


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Ihop


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It's what the queen says after she burps.


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Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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Tooth-hurty.


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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