How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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