How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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