How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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Tell it a yolk.


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To get his filling!


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A piano.


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An earthquake.


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All of them.


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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People must be dying to get in there.


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