Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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When the spider spied her!
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Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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he's a catholic converter.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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