How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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