How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!


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Meat and Democrats!


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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Some day my prints will come.


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Address.


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A skunk with a rash.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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