How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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