How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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