How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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