How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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