How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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