How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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