How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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