How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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