Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Answer: The back of his head.
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They keep dropping their trunks.
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It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Tooth-hurty.
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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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