How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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