How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.


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Holes.


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Between you and me, something smells.


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Because it's two tired!


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None. That's a software problem.


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It saw the ginger snap.


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A crookodile


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Ant-elopes!


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Three, but they're really only one.


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