How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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