How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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They are triplets.


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"Feel the World."


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Egg-cersize.


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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Buy a deck of cards.


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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