How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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