How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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