How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.


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They can hit the high C's!


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A centipede on its back!


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A sunburnt zebra.


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He was in shock for a week.


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I dot my i's on you!


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But that's just nuts


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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