How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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