How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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