How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split


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With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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Alley cats.


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Their personalities.


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Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


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Accountants know they're boring.


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By renaming it Trump University.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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