How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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