How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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