How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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