How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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