How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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