How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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