How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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