How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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