How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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