How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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