How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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