How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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