How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

Canvas not available.

or


Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025