How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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