How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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