How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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