How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
Canvas not available.

or


What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025