How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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