How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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