How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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