How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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