How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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