How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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