How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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