How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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