How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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