How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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