How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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