How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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