How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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