How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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