How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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