How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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