How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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