How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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