How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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