How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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