How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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