How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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