How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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