How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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