How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.


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An udder failure.


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Because they taste funny!


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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H2O cubed.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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It was beat.


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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


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