How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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