How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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