How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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