How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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