How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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