How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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