How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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