How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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