How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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