How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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