How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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