How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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