How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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