How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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