How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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