How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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