How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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