How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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