How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

Canvas not available.

or


How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
Canvas not available.

or


The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
Canvas not available.

or


Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

Canvas not available.

or


Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025