How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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