How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the body shop.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When it turns into a garage.


GOOD		CRAP

or

As far away as possible.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twister!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I can hardly contain myself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


GOOD		CRAP

or