How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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