How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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