How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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