How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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