None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Three, but they're really only one.
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Call a chairman.
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It was sole destroying.
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A starfish.
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A rash of good luck.
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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Because it's two tired!
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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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