How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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