How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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