How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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