How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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