How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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