How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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