How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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