How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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