How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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