How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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