How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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