How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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