How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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