How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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By relocating it to a casino!


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With igloo!


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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Plane ones.


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A swordfish


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