How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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