How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.


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In the dictionary.


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Put him in the front seat.


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Holly Davidson.


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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Carbon.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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