How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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