How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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