How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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