How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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