How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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