How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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