How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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