How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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