How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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