How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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