How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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