How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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