How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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