How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

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