How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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