How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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