How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.


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I've got my ion you.


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He said NaBrO


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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To prove he wasn't a chicken!


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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