How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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or

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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or

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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or

He was in shock for a week.


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It has a collar I.D.


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She was caught taking a brake.


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Use a pen.


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or

Lean beef.


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or