How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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