How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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