How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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