How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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