How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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