How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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