How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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