How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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