How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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