How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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