How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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