How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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