How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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