How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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