How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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