How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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