How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.


GOOD		CRAP

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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

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It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


GOOD		CRAP

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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


GOOD		CRAP

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A living room!


GOOD		CRAP

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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

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A cartoon.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


GOOD		CRAP

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