How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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