How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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