How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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