How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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