How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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