How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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