How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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