How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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