How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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