How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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