How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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