How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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