How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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