How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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