How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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