How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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