How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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