How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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