How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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