How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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