None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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There are footprints in the butter.
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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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