How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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