How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


GOOD		CRAP

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.


GOOD		CRAP

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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

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A snail because it carries it's home.


GOOD		CRAP

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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

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it had blown away.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Quark!


GOOD		CRAP

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Ant-elopes!


GOOD		CRAP

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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


GOOD		CRAP

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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

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