How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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