How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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A seal walks into a club...
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