How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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