How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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