How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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