How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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The mooseum.


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It was in a jam!


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When the spider spied her!


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Igloos it together.


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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To get to the other side.


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