How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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