How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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