How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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