How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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