How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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The batter.


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He doesn't have a heart.


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It scrambled across!


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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A silicon.


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Hoe, hoe, hoe!


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