How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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