How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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