How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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