How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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