How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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