How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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