How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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