How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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