How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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