How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.


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There are footprints in the butter.


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Steal its chair.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Gator-Ade.


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