How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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