How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

Canvas not available.

or


What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or


I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025