How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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