How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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Nothing, it shuts them up!


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Polar Bond.


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He felt funny.


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At the crystal ball.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Hair Force One!


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Virgin mobile.


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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