How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
Canvas not available.

or


How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
Canvas not available.

or


What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026