How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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