How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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