How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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