How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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