How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".


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A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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Feyonce


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Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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Squash


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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