How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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