How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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