How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday


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Because it's too far to walk!


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A robber ducky.


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A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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CSI


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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Fsh


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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