How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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