How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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