How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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It waves.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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The disk-o!


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A jury.


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When the door is open.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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