How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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