How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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It's a total rip-off.


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People must be dying to get in there.


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She was caught taking a brake.


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At the crystal ball.


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A rash of good luck.


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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