How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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