How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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