How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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