How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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