How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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