How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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