How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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