How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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