How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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