How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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