How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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