How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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