How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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