How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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They get toad.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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Saliva


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A porcupine with split ends


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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A computer mouse.


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