How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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