How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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