How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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