How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.


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Not enough sand.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Anywhere it wants to


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To get to the other slide!


GOOD		CRAP

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They charged one - and let the other one off.


GOOD		CRAP

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Vitamin sea.


GOOD		CRAP

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A woolen jumper


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Beef jerky


GOOD		CRAP

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