How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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