How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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