How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.


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Because he was under cover.


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He said NaBrO


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None; assholes never see the light anyway.


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To get a mini soda


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Skeet.


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There are footprints in the butter.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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A baboom


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