How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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