How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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