How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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