None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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