How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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