How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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