How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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