How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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