How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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