How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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