How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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