How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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