How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!


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Hey, bud!


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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There was an empty seat.


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You're Hired.


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CSI


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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In a hambulance.


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A swordfish


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