How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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