How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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