How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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