How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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