How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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