How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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