How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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