How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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