How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!


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Mice krispies


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Carbon.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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One minds the train, one trains the mind.


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2 Na


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