How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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