How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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