How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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