How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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