How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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