How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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