How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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