How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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