How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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