How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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