None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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He was tired of working for peanuts.
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