How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It�s a little fishy.


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Glass flippers.


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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A crookodile


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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It's something I could really see myself doing.


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