How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything � loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fsh


GOOD		CRAP

or

They haven't had any gigs yet


GOOD		CRAP

or

A snail because it carries it's home.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With the Florida Keys.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Every year!


GOOD		CRAP

or