How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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