How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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