How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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