How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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