Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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It was two tired.
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A crookodile
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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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By renaming it Trump University.
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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Maine
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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