How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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