How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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