How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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