How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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