How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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A Chair!


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Glass flippers.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Discrimination.


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