How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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