How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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