How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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