Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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An onion
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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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I've been framed.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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