How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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