How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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