How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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