How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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