How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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