How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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