How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.


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The mooseum.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Its days were numbered.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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Fryday


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To get to the other slide!


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A blushing zebra.


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