How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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