How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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