How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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