How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies


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Make America Hate Again.


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At the crystal ball.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


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Squash


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A swordfish


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