How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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