How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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