How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!


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It needed to be trimmed.


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Pupperoni.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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It�s Hans free.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Bugs Bunny.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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As far away as possible.


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