How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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