How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow


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So I went - and I got it.


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Boo-Jeans.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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He was in shock for a week.


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