How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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