How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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