How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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