How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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