How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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