How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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