How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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