How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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