How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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A swordfish


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Minnesoda.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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A piano.


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