How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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