How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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