How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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