How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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