How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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