How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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