How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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