How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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