How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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