How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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