How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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