How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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