How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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