How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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