How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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