How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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