How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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