How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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