How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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It'll come back to me.


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The baaaahamas


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2 Na


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Because of the bark


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Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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He just couldn't put it down.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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