How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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