How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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