How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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