How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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