How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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