How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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