How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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