How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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