How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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