How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
Canvas not available.

or


What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026