How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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