How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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