How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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