How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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