How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.


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By subsisting on titrations.


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You can unscrew a light bulb.


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Take away the g


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Gator-Ade.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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His heart wasn't in it.


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Steal its chair.


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He presses the paws button.


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