How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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