How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies


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He took them to a pignic.


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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Silent night!


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He had no patients.


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Because they have a lot of spirit.


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On honor rolls.


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Taller


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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