How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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