How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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