How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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