How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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