How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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