How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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