How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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