How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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