How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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