How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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