How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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