How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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