How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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He took them to a pignic.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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