How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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