How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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