How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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