How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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