How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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