How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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