How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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