How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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To get to the other side.


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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To get to the body shop.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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[Period]


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