How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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