How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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