How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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