How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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