How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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