How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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