How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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