How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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