How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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