How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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