How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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