How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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