How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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