How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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