How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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