How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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