How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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