How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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