How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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