How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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