How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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