How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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