How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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