How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
Canvas not available.

or


How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026