How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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