How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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