How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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