How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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