How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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