How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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