How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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