How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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