How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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