How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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