How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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