How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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