How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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