How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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