How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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