How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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