How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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