How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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