How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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