How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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