How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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