How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
Canvas not available.

or


Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026