How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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