How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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