How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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