How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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