How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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