How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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