How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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