Take away his credit card
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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To see time fly.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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The price of bacon would go up.
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