How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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