How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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