How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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