How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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