How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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