How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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