How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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