How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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