How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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