How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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