How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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