How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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