How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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