How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies


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Because you can see right through them!


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Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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His heart wasn't in it.


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Laboratory Retrievers


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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A pair of Re-Bachs.


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[Period]


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