How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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