How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.


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The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."


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Tweetment.


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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