How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!


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ICE ICE Baby......


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With a cowculator.


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The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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She was the fairest in the land.


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they always take things literally.


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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