How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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