How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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