How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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