How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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