How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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