How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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