How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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