How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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