How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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