How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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