How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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A Dogwood


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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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