How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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