How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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A jellycopter


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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All of them


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Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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Address.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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