How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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Decalfinated


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By relocating it to a casino!


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Sir.


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To get to the udder side.


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I've been framed.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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