How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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