How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.


GOOD		CRAP

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Its days were numbered.


GOOD		CRAP

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A car


GOOD		CRAP

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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

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Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


GOOD		CRAP

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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


GOOD		CRAP

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