When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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ICE ICE Baby......
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Because he wanted to be on time.
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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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