How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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