How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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