How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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