How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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