How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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