How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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