How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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They both come in tots.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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it was a shitzu."


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A hippopota-mess


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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Polar Bond.


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