How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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