How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


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His partners.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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Lilly.


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None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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It said Nah, I'm traveling light.


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As far away as possible.


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With flood lighting.


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