How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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