How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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or

Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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or

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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or

Squeaky clean


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or

It was in a pickle!


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or

I'm still working on it.


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or

To get a mini soda


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or

Polar Bond.


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or