How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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