How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Nothing, it just waved.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Pooched eggs.


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Hi school.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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With a tuba glue.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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