How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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