How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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