How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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