How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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