How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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