How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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