How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.


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Snow balls!


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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They were sitting on the deck!


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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and says make me one with everything.


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They both have a hole in one!


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Juan by Juan.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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