How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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