How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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