How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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