How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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Vitamin sea.


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Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!


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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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A road hog.


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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