How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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