How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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