How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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