How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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