How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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