How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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