How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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