How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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