How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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