How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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