How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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