How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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