How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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