How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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