How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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