How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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