How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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