How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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