How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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