How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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