How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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