How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A seal walks into a club...
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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