How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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