How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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