How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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