How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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