How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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