How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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