How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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