How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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