How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Canvas not available.

or


There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026