How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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