How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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