How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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