How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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