How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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