How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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