How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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