How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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