How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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