How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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