How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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