How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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