How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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