How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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