How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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