How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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