How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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