How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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