How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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