How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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