How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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