How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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