How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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