How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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