How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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