How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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