How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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