How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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