How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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