How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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