How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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