How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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