How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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