How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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