How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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