How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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