How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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