How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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