How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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