How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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