How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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