How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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