How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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