How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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