How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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