How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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