How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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