How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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