How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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