How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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