How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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