How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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