How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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