How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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