How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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