How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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