How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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