How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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