How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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