How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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