How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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