How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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