How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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