How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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