How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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