How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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