How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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