How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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