How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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