How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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