How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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