How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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