How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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