How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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