How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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