How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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