How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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