How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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