How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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