How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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