How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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