How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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