How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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