How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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