How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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