How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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