How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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