How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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