How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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