How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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