How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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