How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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