How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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