How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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