How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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