How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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