How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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