How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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