How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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