How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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