How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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