How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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