How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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