How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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