How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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