How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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