How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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