How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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