How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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