How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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