How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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