How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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