How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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