How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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