How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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