How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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