How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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