How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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