How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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