How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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