How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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