How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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