How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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