How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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