How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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