How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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