How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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