How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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