How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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