How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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