How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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