How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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