How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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