How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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