How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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