How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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