How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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