How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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