How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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