How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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