How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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