How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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