How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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