How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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