How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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