How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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