How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.

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