How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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