How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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