How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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