How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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