How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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