How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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