How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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