How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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