How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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