How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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