How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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