How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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