How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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