How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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