How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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