How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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