How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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