How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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