How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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