How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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