How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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