How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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