How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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