How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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