How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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