How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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