How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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