How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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