How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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