How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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