How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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