How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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