How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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