How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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