How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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