How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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