How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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