How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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