How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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