How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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