How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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