How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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