How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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