How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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