How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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