How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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