How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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