How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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