How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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