How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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