How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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