How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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