How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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