How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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