How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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