How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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