How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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