How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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