How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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