How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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