How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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