How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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