How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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