How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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