How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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