How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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