How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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