How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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