How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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