How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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