How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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