How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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