How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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