How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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