How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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