How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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