How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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