How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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