How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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