How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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