How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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