How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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