How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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