How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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