How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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