How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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