How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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