How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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