How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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