How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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