How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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