How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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