How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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