How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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