How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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