How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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