How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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