How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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