How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
Canvas not available.

or


Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026