How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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