Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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It'll come back to me.
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Super Pickle!
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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