How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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