How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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