How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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