How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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