How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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