How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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