How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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