Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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