How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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