How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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