How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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