How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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