How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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