How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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