How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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