How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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