How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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