How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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