How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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