How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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