How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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