How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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