How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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