How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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