How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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