How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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