How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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