How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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