How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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