How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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