How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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