How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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