How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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