How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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