How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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