How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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