How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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