How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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