How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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