How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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