How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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