How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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