How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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