How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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