How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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