How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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