How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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