How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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