How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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