How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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