How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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