How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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