How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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