How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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