How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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