How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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