How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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