How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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