How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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