How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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