How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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