How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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