How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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