How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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