How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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