How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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