How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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