How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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