How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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