How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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