How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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