How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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