How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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