How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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