How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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