How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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