How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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