How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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