How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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