How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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