How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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