How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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