How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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