How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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