How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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