How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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