How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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