How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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