How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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