How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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