How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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