How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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