How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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