How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.


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Thorium.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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Glass flippers.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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A sunburnt zebra.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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