How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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