Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Do you want to grab a bite?
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To get his filling!
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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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