How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.


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Where is pop corn?


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Because they taste funny!


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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Gator-Ade.


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Catfish


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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


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None. That's a software problem.


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