How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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