How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they had so many knights.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

So he could grade his eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Those who read binary and those who don't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was sole destroying.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because you can see right through them!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The price of bacon would go up.


GOOD		CRAP

or