How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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Ask Cheese.


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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Catillacs


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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At the Whale-weigh station.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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