How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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