How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Plug its nose.


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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One.


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Hiss-story


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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custardy battle.


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