How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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