How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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They both come in tots.


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A swordfish


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Bugs Bunny.


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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


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It gave a little wine


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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