How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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