How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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A coat of arms.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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custardy battle.


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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but it was a little Chewie.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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Call a chairman.


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Take away his credit card


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