How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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