How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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