How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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