How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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