How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.


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A watch dog.


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Ant-elopes!


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Bone appetit!


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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