How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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