How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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A seal walks into a club...



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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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