How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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