How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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