How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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