How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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