How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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A car only has one horn.


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Five after one.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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Get out of my sun!


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Discrimination.


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Stable tennis


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A hoarse fly!


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