How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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