How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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Anywhere it wants to


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Meat and Democrats!


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Bison


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To the mooooooovies.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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White vans.


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