How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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