How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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