How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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