How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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