How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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To get his filling!


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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A trombone.


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How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?


GOOD		CRAP

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