How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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