How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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