How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
Canvas not available.

or


What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026