How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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