How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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