How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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