How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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