How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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