How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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