How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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