How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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