How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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