How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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