How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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