How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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