How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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