How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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