How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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