How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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