How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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