How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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