How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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