How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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