How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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