How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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