How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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