How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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