How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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