How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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