How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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