How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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