How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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