How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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