How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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