How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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