How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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