How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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