How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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