How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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