How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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