Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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The price of bacon would go up.
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She kept running away from the ball.
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