How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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