How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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