How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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