How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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