How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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