How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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