How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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