How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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