How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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