How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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