How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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