How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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