How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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