How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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