How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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