How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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