How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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