How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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