How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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