How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
Canvas not available.

or


Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
Canvas not available.

or


How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
Canvas not available.

or


The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
Canvas not available.

or


What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026