How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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