How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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