How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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