How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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