How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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