How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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