How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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