How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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