How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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