How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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