How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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