How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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