How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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