How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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