How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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