How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?


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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.


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His "ghoul" friend!


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It'll come back to me.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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Your breath!


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A shampoodle


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Mummies!


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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