How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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