How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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