How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?


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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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Because his feet stink


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His partners.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Senator.


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That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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Spelling.


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Lunch and dinner.


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