How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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