How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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