How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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