How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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