How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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