How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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