How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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