How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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