How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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