How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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