How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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