How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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