How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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