How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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