How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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