How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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