How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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