How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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