How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?


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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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Orca-stras


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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Mooooooove over


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Holly Davidson.


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Sue.


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A fire cracker


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