How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

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