How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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