How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?


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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.


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It�s Hans free.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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With a cowculator.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Fingernails.


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Take away the g


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To get a mini soda


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