How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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