How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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