How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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