How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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