How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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