How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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