How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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