How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?


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Red sky at night: shepherd�s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.


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Pooched eggs.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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all that was left was de brie.


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Pay him for the pizza


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A head band!


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and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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Fsh


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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