How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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