How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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