How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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