How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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