How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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