How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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