How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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