How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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