How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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