How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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