How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?


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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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The mooseum.


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Sherlock Bones.


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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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He was tired of working for peanuts.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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Holly Davidson.


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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