How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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