How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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