How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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