How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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