How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?


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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!


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Lipstick.


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A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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To visit the milky way.


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The Trump Card


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"The erection is rigged!"


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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