How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?


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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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Because it was chicken.


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A box of quackers.


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A milkshake


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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Professional courtesy.


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