How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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