How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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