How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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