How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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