How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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