How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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