How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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