How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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