How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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