How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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