How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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