How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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