How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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