How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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