How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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