How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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