How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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