How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?


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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.


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A dead centipede.


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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Beef jerky


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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With a cowculator.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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