How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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