How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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