How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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