How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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