How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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