How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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