How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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