How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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