How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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