How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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