How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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