How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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