How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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