How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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