How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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