How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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