How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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