How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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