How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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