How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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