How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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