How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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