How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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