How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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