How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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