How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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