How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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