How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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