How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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