How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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