How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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