How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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