How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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