How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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