How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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