How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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