How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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