How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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