How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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