How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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