How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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