How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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