How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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