How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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