How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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