How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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