How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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