How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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