How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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