How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Three, but they're really only one.


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We'll see about that."


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Lunch and dinner.


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None, because they were copycats


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They don't lie.


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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