How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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