How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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