How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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