How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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