How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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