How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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