How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
Canvas not available.

or


H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
Canvas not available.

or


The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

Canvas not available.

or


What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
Canvas not available.

or


"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

Canvas not available.

or


How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025