How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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