How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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