How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.


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A scale.


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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Not enough sand.


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From chasing parked ambulances.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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An udder failure.


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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The banana split


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