How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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