How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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