How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
Canvas not available.

or


How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
Canvas not available.

or


Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026