How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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