How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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