How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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