How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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