How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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