How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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