How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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