How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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