How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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