How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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