How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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