How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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