How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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