How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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