How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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