How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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A centipede on its back!


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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Taller


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The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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