How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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