How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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