How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.


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It saw the ginger snap.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Feyonce


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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To get to the udder side.


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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