How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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