How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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