How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025