How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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