How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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