How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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