How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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