How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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