How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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