How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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