How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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