How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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