How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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