How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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