How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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or

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.


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or

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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or

It's Hans free.


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or

Because the chicken was on vacation.


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or

they always take things literally.


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or

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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or

He took them to a pignic.


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or

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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or

Ant-elopes!


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or