How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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