How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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