How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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