How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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