How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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