How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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