How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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