How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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