How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


GOOD		CRAP

or

When you are eating a watermelon.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Me-ow


GOOD		CRAP

or

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A watch dog.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None, sound engineers don't do lights


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lilly.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No way Hose A.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Railroad ties.


GOOD		CRAP

or