How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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