How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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