How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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