How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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