How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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