How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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