How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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