How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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