How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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