How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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