How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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A gummy bear


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What's a light bulb?


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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By relocating it to a casino!


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or

The guardians of the galaxy!


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A starfish.


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Stable tennis


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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