How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
Canvas not available.

or


What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
Canvas not available.

or



A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Canvas not available.

or


Where are sharks from?

Finland.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026