How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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