How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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