How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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