How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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