How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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