How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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