How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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