How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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