How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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