How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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