How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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