How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I'm all spaced out!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A fire cracker


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the baaaaarber shop


GOOD		CRAP

or

Halloumi.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was beat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


GOOD		CRAP

or

A workaraunt.


GOOD		CRAP

or