How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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