How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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