How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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