How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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