How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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