How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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