How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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