How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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