How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
Canvas not available.

or


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026