How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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