How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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