How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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