How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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