How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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