How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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