How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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