How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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