How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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