How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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