How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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