How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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