How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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