How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison


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Leap Year


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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I'll meet you at the corner.


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None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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