How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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