How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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