How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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