How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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