How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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