How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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