How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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