How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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When it's ajar!


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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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CoFe2


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To see the moosicals


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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