How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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