How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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