The fish.
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The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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A snail because it carries it's home.
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He felt funny.
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A swordfish
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To reduce his carbon footprint.
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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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