How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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