How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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