How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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