How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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