How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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