How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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