How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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