How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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