How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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