How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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