How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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