How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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