How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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