How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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