How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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