How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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