How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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