How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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