How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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