How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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