How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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