How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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