How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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