How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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