How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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