How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth


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To visit the milky way.


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CoFe2


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Rootbeer.


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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It was in a pickle!


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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Is that you mommy?


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