How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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He felt funny.


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A swordfish


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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