How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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