How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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