How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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