How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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