How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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