How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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