How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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