How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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