How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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