How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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