How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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