How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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