How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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