How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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