How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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