How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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