How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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