How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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