How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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