How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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