How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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