How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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