How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

he's bisatchel.


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or

A porcupine with split ends


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or

Forever 21


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or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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or

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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or

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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or

Separation anxiety.


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or

Her New Jersey.


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or