How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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