How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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