How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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