How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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