How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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