How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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