How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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