How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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