How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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