How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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