How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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