How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
Canvas not available.

or


Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or


What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026