How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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