How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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