How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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