How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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