How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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