How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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