How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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