How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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