How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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