How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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