How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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