How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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