How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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