How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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