How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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