How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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