How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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