How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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