How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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