How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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