How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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