How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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