How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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