How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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