How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.


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To see the moosicals


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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They both dribble.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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In a river bank


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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A jump rope.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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