How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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