How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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