How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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