How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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