How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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