How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Canvas not available.

or


How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
Canvas not available.

or


Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
Canvas not available.

or


What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026