How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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