How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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