How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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