How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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