How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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