How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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