How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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