How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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