How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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