How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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