How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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