How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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