How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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