How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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