How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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