How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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