How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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