How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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