How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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