How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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