How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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