How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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