How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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