How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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