How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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