How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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