How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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