How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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