How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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