How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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