How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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