How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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