How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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