How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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