How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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