How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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