How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.

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