How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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