How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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