How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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