How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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