How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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