How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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