How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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