How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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