How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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