How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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