How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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