How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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