How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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