How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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Carbon.


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At the crystal ball.


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or

He did not have a stop on his organ.


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Sandy Claws.


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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got salmonella.


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Because it was chicken.


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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