How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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