How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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