How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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