How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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