How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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