How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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