How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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