How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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