How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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