How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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