How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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