How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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