How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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