How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Canvas not available.

or


There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

 Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
Canvas not available.

or


How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026