How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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