How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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