How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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