How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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