How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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