How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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