How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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