How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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