How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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