How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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