How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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