How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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