How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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