How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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