How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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