How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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