How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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