How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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