How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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