How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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