How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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