How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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