How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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