How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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