How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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