How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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