How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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