How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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