How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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