How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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