How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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