How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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