How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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