How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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