How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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