How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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