How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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