How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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