How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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