How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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