How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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