How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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