How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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