How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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