How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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