How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday


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To log on.


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A swordfish


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Gator-Ade.


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It's something I could really see myself doing.


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You can't tuna fish.


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A polygon


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