How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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