How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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