How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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