How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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