How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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