How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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