How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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