How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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