How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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