How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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