How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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