How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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