How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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