How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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