How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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