How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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