How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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