How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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