How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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