How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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