How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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