How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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