How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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