How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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