How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A seal walks into a club...
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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