How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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