How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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