How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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