How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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