How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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