How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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