How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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