How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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