How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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