How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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