How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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