How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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