How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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