How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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