How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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