How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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