How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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