How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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