How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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