How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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