How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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