How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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