How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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