How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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