How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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