How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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