How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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