How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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