How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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