How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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