How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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