How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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