How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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