How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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