How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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