How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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