How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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