How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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