How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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