How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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