How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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