How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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