How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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