How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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