How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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