How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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