How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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