How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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