How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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