How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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