How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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