How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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