How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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