How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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