How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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