How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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