How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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