How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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