How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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