How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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