How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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