How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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