How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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