How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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