How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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