How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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