How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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