How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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