How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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