How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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