How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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