How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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