How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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