How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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