How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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