How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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