How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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