How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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