How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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