How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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