How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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