How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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