How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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