How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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