How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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