How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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