How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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