How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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