How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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