How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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