How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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