How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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