How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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