How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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