How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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