How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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