How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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