How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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