How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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