How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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