How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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