How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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