How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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