How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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