How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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