How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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