How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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