How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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