How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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