How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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