How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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