How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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