How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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