How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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