How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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A drummer


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News briefs.


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Juan by Juan.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


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