How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
Canvas not available.

or


"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
Canvas not available.

or


What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025