How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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A Missed-steak.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Squash


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!


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Chili


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Nothing, it just waved.


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