How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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Because he wasn't peeling well!


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


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A piano.


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It's Hans free.


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A rash of good luck.


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In a hambulance.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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