How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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