How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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