How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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A baboom


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One molar solution.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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A swordfish


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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When the spider spied her!


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