How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Canvas not available.

or



A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or


How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026