How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.


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In his trunk


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Mooooooove over


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By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


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A tattoo.


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Sell it and buy a violin


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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