How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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