How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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