How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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