How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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