How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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