How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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