How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.


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They charged one - and let the other one off.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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It'll come back to me.


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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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With a cowculator.


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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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