How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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