How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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