How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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