How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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