How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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