How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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