How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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