How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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