How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...


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The scales.


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Its shadow


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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Snaked.


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In his trunk


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Lawsuits.


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He was board.


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