How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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