How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A baboom


GOOD		CRAP

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At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Catillacs


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or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

or

People must be dying to get in there.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Put him in the front seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or