How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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