How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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