How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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