How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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Everyone is happy when the case is closed


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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Because it's two tired!


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A rash of good luck.


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