How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He gave her a ring.


GOOD		CRAP

or

As far away as possible.


GOOD		CRAP

or


GOOD		CRAP

or

Camelflauge


GOOD		CRAP

or

he's bisatchel.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


GOOD		CRAP

or