How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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