How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Bison


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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By relocating it to a casino!


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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Fo Drizzle!


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