How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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