How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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