How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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