How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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