How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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