How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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