How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.


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They get toad.


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Polar Bond.


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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It had too many problems.


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Bison


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Sue.


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