How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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