How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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