How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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