How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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