How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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