No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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