How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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