How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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