How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.


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You can't tuna fish.


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Root beer.


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To visit the milky way.


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A phew.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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He took them to a pignic.


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Because Mercury moved in.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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