How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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