How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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