How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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