How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!


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A newspaper!


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Cut the rope.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Plug its nose.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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A vicious circle.


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Holly Davidson.


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


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