How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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