How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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