How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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