How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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