How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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