How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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