How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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