How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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