How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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