How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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