How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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