How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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