How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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