How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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