How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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