How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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