How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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