How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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