How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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