How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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