How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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