How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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