How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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