How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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