How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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