How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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