How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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