How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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