How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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