How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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