How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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