How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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