How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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