How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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