How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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