How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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