How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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