How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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