How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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