How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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