How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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