How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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