How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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