How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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