How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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