How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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