Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Because it gave him a big wave!
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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With the Florida Keys.
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