How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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