How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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