How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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