How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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