How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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