How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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