How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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