How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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