How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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