How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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