Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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A porcupine with split ends
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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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The guardians of the galaxy!
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Just in case he got a hole in one!
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