How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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