How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.

or


A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
Canvas not available.

or


How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
Canvas not available.

or


If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
Canvas not available.

or


A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Canvas not available.

or


What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025