How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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