How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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