How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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