How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
Canvas not available.

or


So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
Canvas not available.

or


There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Canvas not available.

or


Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025