How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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