How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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