How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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