How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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