How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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