How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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