How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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