How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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