How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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