How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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