How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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