How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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