How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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