How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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