How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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