How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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