How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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