How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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