How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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