How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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