How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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