How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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