How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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