How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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