How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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