How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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