How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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