How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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