How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026