How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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