How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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