How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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