How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.




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