How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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