How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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