How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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