How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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