How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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