How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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