How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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