How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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