How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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