How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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