How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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