How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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