How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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