How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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