How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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