How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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