How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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