How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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