How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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