How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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