How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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They both whine alot!


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Sir.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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All of them


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Squash


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She kept running away from the ball.


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"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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