One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"
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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"
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