How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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