How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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