How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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