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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Orca-stras


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A swordfish


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To get to the shell station.


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It needed a root canal.


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A jellycopter


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The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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What's a light bulb?


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