How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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