How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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