How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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