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A snail because it carries it's home.
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It wanted to be a watermelon.
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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Because he wanted to tie the score!
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