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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."


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An impasta


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The same thing Arkansas.


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Na


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Croak-a-cola.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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Sandy Claws.


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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Separation anxiety.


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