How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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