How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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