How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Feyonce


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Catch it in the Winter!


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It'll come back to me.


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None. That's a software problem.


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