How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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