How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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At the crystal ball.


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To visit the milky way.


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Fryday


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A milkshake


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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