How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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