How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
Canvas not available.

or


How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

Canvas not available.

or


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025