How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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