How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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