How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!


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Twick o tweet


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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Through the engineers.


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