How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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