How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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