How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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