How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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