How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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