How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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