How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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