How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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