How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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