How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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