One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Between you and me, something smells.
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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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he said "Not you again".
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Chili
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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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