How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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