How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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