How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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