How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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