How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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