How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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