How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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