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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.


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Croak-a-cola.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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[Period]


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The letter G.


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Hi school.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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