How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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