How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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