How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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