How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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