How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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