How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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