How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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