How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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