How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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