How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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