How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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