How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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