How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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