How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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