How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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