How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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