How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group


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Greece!


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It's time to go to sweep.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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We'll see about that."


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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WHAT?


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