How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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A silicon.


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A plumpkin.


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What's a light bulb?


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Because his feet stink


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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