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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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She wanted to reach the high notes!


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Separation anxiety.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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When you're a mouse.


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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