How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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