How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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