How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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