How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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