How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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