How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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