How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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