How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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