How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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