How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.


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Meet Patty.


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A newspaper!


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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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You can't tuna fish.


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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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