How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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