How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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