How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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