How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.


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A tree in a golden forest.


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Fish and ships.


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A shampoodle


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Alley cats.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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I can hardly contain myself.


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