How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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