How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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