How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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