How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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