How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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