How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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