How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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