How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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