How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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