How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.


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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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Pooched eggs.


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A fence.


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A jellycopter


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Three, but they're really only one.


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Take your foot off his head.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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ICE ICE Baby......


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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