How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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