How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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