How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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