How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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