How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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