How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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