How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.


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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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At the crystal ball.


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There was an empty seat.


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Pooched eggs.


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On the bottom.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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A fire cracker


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To see the moosicals


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