How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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