How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.


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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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It was sole destroying.


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A swordfish


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Carbon.


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Fo Drizzle!


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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Glass flippers.


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