How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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