How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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