How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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