How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or

A jellycopter


GOOD		CRAP

or

The scales.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lunch and dinner.


GOOD		CRAP

or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Maine


GOOD		CRAP

or