How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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