How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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