How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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