How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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