How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.


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In sundae school.


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Chili


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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Vitamin sea.


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Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Saliva


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To visit the milky way.


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