How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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