How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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