How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
Canvas not available.

or


How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
Canvas not available.

or


Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025