How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Fo Drizzle!


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They take short cuts!


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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[Period]


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Is that you mommy?


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With flood lighting.


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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