How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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