How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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