How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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Nothing, it just waved.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Their personalities.


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Unique up on it.


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The dentist is taking me out tonight.


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A watch dog.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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