How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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