How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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