How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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