How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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