How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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