How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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