How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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