How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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