How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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