How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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