How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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