How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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