How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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