How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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