How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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