How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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