How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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All of them.


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Stable tennis


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Cut the rope.


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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Quark!


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