How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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