How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.


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H2O.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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A dino-sewer.


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To the mooooooovies.


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Soviets


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He presses the paws button.


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I'm still working on it.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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