How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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