How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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