How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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