How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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