How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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