How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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