How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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A watch dog.


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She kept running away from the ball.


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you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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White vans.


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A head band!


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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