How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.


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Discrimination.


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Address.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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It�s a little fishy.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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