How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything � loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Fingernails.


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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Barium


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A sunburnt zebra.


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His heart wasn't in it.


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A porcupine with split ends


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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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