How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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Lilly.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Don't move, I've got you covered.


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Five after one.


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One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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To see the moosicals


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