How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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