How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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