How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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It's Hans free.


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Just in case he got a hole in one!


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Gator-Ade.


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A porcupine.


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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To get a mini soda


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I just can't think of one atm.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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