How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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