How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras


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[De-Calf-Inated]


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Count Quackula!


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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To get a mini soda


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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A chili dog on a bun.


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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