How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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