How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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