How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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