How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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