How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!


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Is that you mommy?


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and says make me one with everything.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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"Many hands make light work."


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Hi school.


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ICE ICE Baby......


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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