How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

Canvas not available.

or


When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026