How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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