How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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