How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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