How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


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He doesn't have a heart.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Silent night!


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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