How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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