How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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