How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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