How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
Canvas not available.

or




What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

Canvas not available.

or


How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
Canvas not available.

or



What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025