How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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