How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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