How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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