How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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