How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over


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To see time fly.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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Decalfinated


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Santa paws!!!


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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