How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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