How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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