How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel


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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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They're both extinct.


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The Presidential Seal.


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To get a mini soda


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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He presses the paws button.


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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group


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