How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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Does Boston stop at this train?


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Saliva


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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A bed.


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