How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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