How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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