How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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