How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

Canvas not available.

or


How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
Canvas not available.

or


A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

Canvas not available.

or


Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
Canvas not available.

or


How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026