How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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