How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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