How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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