How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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Santa paws!!!


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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In the cemetery


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To get to the body shop.


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Pupperoni.


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