How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

Canvas not available.

or


What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026