How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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