How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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