How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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The Elfabet.


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[De-Calf-Inated]


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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By subsisting on titrations.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Caerphilly.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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