How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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