How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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