How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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