How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Microwaves.


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A lawn moo-er.


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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To get to the other slide!


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A jellycopter


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