How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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