How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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