How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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