I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".
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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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A snail because it carries it's home.
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ICE ICE Baby......
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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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