How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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