How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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