How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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