How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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