How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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