How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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