How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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