How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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