How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025