How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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