How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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