How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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