How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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