How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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