How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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