How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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