How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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