How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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