How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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