How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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