How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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