How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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