How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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