How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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