How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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