How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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