How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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