How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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