How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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