How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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