How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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