How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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