How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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