How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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