How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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