How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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