How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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