How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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