How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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