How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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