How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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