How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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