How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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