How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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