How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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