How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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