How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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