How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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