How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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