How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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