How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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