How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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