How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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