How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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