How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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