How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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