How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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