How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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