How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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