How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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