How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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