How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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