How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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