How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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