How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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