How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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