How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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