How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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