How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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