How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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