How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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