How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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