How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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