How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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