How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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