How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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