How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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