How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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