How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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