How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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