How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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