How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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