How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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