How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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