How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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