How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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