How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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