How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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