How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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