How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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