How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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