How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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