How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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