How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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