How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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