How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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