How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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