How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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