How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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