How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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