How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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