How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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