How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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