How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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