How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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