How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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