How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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