How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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