How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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