How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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