How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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