How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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