How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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