How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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