How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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