How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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