How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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