How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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