How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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