How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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