How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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