How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Bison


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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A cow walking backwards


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She was wearing massive gloves.


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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Address.


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