How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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