How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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