How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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