How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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