How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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