How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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