How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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