How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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