How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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