How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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