How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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