How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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