How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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