How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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