How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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