How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals


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A centipede on its back!


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Nothing, it shuts them up!


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Not enough cement.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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A milk truck.


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A rubber band.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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