How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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