How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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