How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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