How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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