How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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