How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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