How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025