How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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