How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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