How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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