How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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