How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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