How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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