How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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