Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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It was beat.
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