How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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