How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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