How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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