How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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