How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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