How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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