How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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