How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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