How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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