How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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