How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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