How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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