How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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Use a sea saw.


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Twick o tweet


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I better not tell you, it might spread.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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With a tuba glue.


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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


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