How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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