How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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