Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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he said, "Those are pickled onions".
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I've been framed.
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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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