How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Sandy Claws.


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Lawsuits.


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To get his filling!


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With flood lighting.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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Meat and Democrats!


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A coat of arms.


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