How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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