How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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They can hit the high C's!


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"Feel the World."


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Virgin mobile.


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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A pineapple!


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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It was two tired.


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