How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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