How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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