How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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