How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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