How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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