How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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