How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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