How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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