How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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