How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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