How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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