How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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