How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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