How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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