How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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