How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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