How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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