How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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