How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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