How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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