How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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