How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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