How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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