How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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