How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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