How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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