How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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