How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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