How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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