How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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