How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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