How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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