How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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