How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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