How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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