How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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