How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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