How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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