How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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