How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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