How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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