How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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