How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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