How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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