How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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