How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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