How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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