How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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