How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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