How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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