How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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