How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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