How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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