How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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