How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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