How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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