How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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