How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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