How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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