How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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