How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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