How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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