How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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