How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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