How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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