How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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