How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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