How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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