How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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