How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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