How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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