How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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