How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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