How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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