How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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