How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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