How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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