How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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