How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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