How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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