How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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