How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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