How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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