How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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