How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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