How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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