How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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