How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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