How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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