How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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