How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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