How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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