How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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