How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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