How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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