How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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