How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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