How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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