How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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