How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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