How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
Canvas not available.

or


That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
Canvas not available.

or


What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025