How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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