How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.


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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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A trombone.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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A starfish.


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Meet Patty.


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he's a catholic converter.


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Because it's too far to walk!


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A dino-sewer.


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