How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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