How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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