How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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