How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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