Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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