Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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