Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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