Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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