Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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