Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
Canvas not available.

or


How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or


When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
Canvas not available.

or


There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026