Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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