Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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