Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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