Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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