Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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