Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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