Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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