Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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