Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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