Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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