Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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