Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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