Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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