Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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