Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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