Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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