Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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