Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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