Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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