Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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