Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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