Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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