Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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