Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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