Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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