Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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