Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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