Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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