Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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