Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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