Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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