Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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