Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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