Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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