Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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