Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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