Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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