Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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