Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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