Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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