Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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