Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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