Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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