Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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