Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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