Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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