Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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