Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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