Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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