Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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