Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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