Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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