Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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