Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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