Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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