Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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