Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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