Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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