Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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