Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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