Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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